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While I personally may not agree with the content of some web pages out there, I believe everyone has the right to say what he or she wants to say, and this includes the Internet. In Congress laws have been proposed that would limit that freedom, by censorship or some other form of Governmental control. This is against the God given right of Freedom of Speech, and in effect is powerless to actually fix the problems intended to control. The Internet is a picture of the heart of America and the World, and this includes Man's own sin and selfishness. Know that I feel I must take a stand for people like you and me who only want to keep the rights and freedoms that America's fore fathers, and many others, have fought so hard to give us.

-- lk

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